Smartphone Comedy Challenge

David Pogue, New York Times columnist and author, tweeted to his follows asking them to finish the following line: "In smartphones, the state of the art changes about as often as..." the responses he got were hilarious. Thisn't particullary about the iPhone, but seeing as the iPhone 4 was just released and it is a smartphone, come on... who are we kidding. This was inspired by the iPhone 4. Therefore I can post it. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

<a href="" mce_href="">Today’s crowdsourcing challenge! Finish this - Twitter conversation</a>